SECOND PLACE
WEREWOLF MAGNET

They’re not necessarily gore-splattered visions of killing, mind you. Elodie’s family doesn’t deal with [i]killing.[/i] They handle the processes that happen afterwards. But that means certain hussies who get poor, innocent lambs fired from the job mind find themselves, ah, given [i]expedited service[/i]. Once you’re in Tartarus, does it really matter if you’re there early?

Oooh, or maybe she’ll give Xibalba a call! There are so many humiliating torments and tortures down there, and she still has an IOU from Uncle Hun-Came after he missed her birthday to play skull basketball. Yes, Xibalba has a [i]lot[/i] of potential...

[[b]10[/b] on that Gaze!]