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No, seriously. The CS's are lost to time.
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Oh, yea, that's right. You never got to meet the Kaiser of Calamity, the Thespian of Thievery, the Baron of Burglary that is Melancholius Arturo, otherwise called Burkswallow. I'll leave it to Jenno to explain exactly who he is, but I really think I covered it.