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Benjamin, not Benson? It was also Eris and not Eric, but it bothered him enough to feel the need to correct him now that he was on the receiving end, so Eris was going to make sure to roll with that, even if it was completely on accident. More importantly, little Eve outright admitted that he was, in fact nervous. Eris would have sympathized if he had actually liked the guy and wasn't more concerned with himself. The Eve count had a marshmallow so soft that someone could probably step on some flowers and she'd likely burst into tears. Meanwhile Eris was half convinced that Alderman was going to play "How Many Trees Can I Drive My Vampire Through?" and he was the lucky participant!

That said, he was pretty sure that second statement was aimed towards Varis, and as much as he wanted to defend him, he had to place him in the same category as the Eve (especially because everyone was acutely aware Sunny would probably rip his own arm off to protect him if to came down to it).

[color=ccff99]"Wow, no faith at all in your mage,"[/color] Eris clucked his tongue as he shook his head. [color=ccff99]"Way to kick her while she's down! And to think, the little one came crying to me once she realized she had lost her friend...but I guess if she asked me, it was because she couldn't ask you, huh?"[/color] He said slowly, eyes widening as if he just had a realization. [color=ccff99]"Despite revolving door of Eve representatives, the princess has seen to it that she stays there. But I guess if I were her, I wouldn't bother getting an adequate mage, either...I've never seen a mage have more tenure than their vampire. Incredible."[/color]

He wagged a finger at Benson. [color=ccff99]"You be nice to Chérie, it wouldn't do for a mage sympathizer to be mistreating their little ones,"[/color] He warned him, pausing briefly. [color=ccff99]"Although most of them end up fucking so I guess if that's your style then carry on."[/color]

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