[center][h2]Ferret[/h2][/center]
[@Crimson Raven][@Lmpkio]
[right][i]"It's broken"

"What do you mean by bro- ah hell."

"Yes, it was a bit stuffy with the controls and now it's flashing red all over."

"How the hell did you manage to crash a simulation meant for elite Aerial Divers, Recruit?"

"I don't know? It seemed glitching when it got serious."

"Sigh... I guess we will need to calibrate the maximum kinaesthetic performance roof."

"Does that mean I pass?"

"Uh... we will get back on to you. Get some R&R, recruit."[/i][/right]

Ferret fidgetted somewhat, remembering his last attempt at becoming an Aerial Diver. It had gone not so well. The machine was faulty, though. There was no way he [i]wasn't[/i] keeping up with those speeds. After all, one had to be quick or one would be dead. He would have asked his superiors, but the Commander seemed a bit grumpy these days. The first deployment against that Terrier Kitten had been a fiasco. Well, even he sucked at first when hunting in the wild. No body would hold that against them, right? But that did look more like a bird, and not a dog or a cat. Definitely not a small dog nor cat.

He pondered mooching off some of the veterans. His puppy eye game was top notch. Perhaps Akari-nee would cave in. She had seemed to be off somewhere. Still, he did manage to get some freshly baked ginger crisps, so everything was all good.

Well, except for that tide of goo snatching people. [i]Welp[/i]. Obviously the MFF would be mobilized for this, but how the hell would he even try to slow this thing? Sure, he had explosive bullets, but might as well use just firecrackers or yell at the thing. These small-scale suppresions wouldn't fit. 

[i]And that slimy goop is everywhere. I wonder if we have enough salt for this slug-thing.[/i] Ferret quickly elaborated as he searched the area for a vantage spot. One thing about a city besieged by monsters was that there was a lot of tall cranes and buildings being constructed, so he fired his hookshot and in a few moments, he was a few stories up, overseeing the situation.

[b]"HQ, this is Ferret. Positive contact with uh, the giant jello thing. Initiating delaying maneuvers... with ...euuuh...cement! Yes, cement. Please send reinforcements."[/b] He said while taking a look around and finding something that could work against the moist and watery nature of the creature. He wished there were more people around so he could get to haul survivors, but first moments were crucial. He took one of the heavy sacks of cement, and kicked it in the direction of Goomie's head, followed by a quick followup of a small bullet burst, creating a cloud of [i]quick drying cement[/i] aimed at the giant slime's head.

[b]"I wonder if you're edible, slug bitch."[/b]