[quote=@Thanqol]"Oh, her?" said the megagoon, glancing back at the door as it developed a deep dent as it was struck by most of a table. "She's Turbo Knight 2."

You are taken through to an enormous launch chamber featuring a DOOM SATELLITE. It's a frightful amalgamation. AEGIS has dismantled, destroyed, or shot down a dozen of these over the years and this has been hurriedly constructed out of the various debris pieces that have been kept in storage. It's an inefficient and ugly piece of tech telling the stories of a dozen different supervillains. It certainly doesn't need three doomsday devices when it can only power one, and the fact that one of those doomsday devices will transform everyone on earth into adorable talking mice implies a very specific origin story.

But one of those cannons is a straight up giant laser, and it is to this you are tied, right next to the Shogun. She is not wearing her hat, which makes you taller than her. I'd advise you not to mention it.

"What are you in for?" she asks.[/quote]

"Nice to see you again! I told her she was stupid to expect rational decisions from people. And I gave her advice on tea to calm down with. You? And are you able to survive the launch and space? I've always wanted to go to space." She takes a look over the DOOM SATELLITE as she chats. That thing is terribly, terribly constructed, AEGIS. Your recent merger has really tanked production values. For shame.