[quote=@Chasebloodcrest]
<Snipped quote by Xandrya>

*slowly scratches your name off my PEOPLE-I-NEED-TO-REAR-CHOKE list* 

Boo-fucking-hoo. 
[/quote]

You can always choke me. I think my schedule will allow it.

As for a fact: For the first time, I signed up for a "zombie run" coming up in a couple of months and I question wtf I was thinking.