[quote=@Phoe]"Victor?" she chimes, "Maybe you'd like to stop talking before one of us says or does something you'll regret~"
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"Oh, sure, that sounds peachy," he snarks. "Look, I'm a little busy right now. I have an inside line to AEGIS, I'm monitoring their every business decision, I don't have time for... for whatever the hell you think this is. The sooner we move on from your lame-ass kidnapping attempt, the sooner I can get on with revolutionizing the face of heroism in this city."

[quote=@Tatterdemalion]“Speaking of the calendar,” she drawls, “we could get started on the next one right now. Want me to shut him up, Eunicorn?”

She waggles one foot in his face with the shit-eating grin of a sister who has her nerdy dweeb of an adoptive brother at her mercy, and zooms in the camera on his reaction.
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"Just so long as you're aware that you're losing whatever you put in my mouth," he deadpans, and then a look of. Of wonder? Of amazement? Whatever the look is, it crosses over his face and then returns to camp there. "Eunicorn. Holy shit, Eunicorn? That's. What, a pet name? Sara didn't come up with that, I guarantee that. Holy shit, this is the best. Like, I'm not saying the message boards are going to light up with this, but can you imagine the potential sales? Errant, corporate champion, icon of the free world, and potential idol? Oh, the media coverage AEGIS would have."

Oh, they've made a mistake. They've put his nanites where he can see them. And that means that he can see what they're doing, and hopefully that means that somehow he can octopus the lid of the jar off from the inside. Lessee, what is he working with here?

[If that's enough for an assess, then that's a 6.]