[quote=@eldest]"Nice to see you again! I told her she was stupid to expect rational decisions from people. And I gave her advice on tea to calm down with. You? And are you able to survive the launch and space? I've always wanted to go to space." She takes a look over the DOOM SATELLITE as she chats. That thing is terribly, terribly constructed, AEGIS. Your recent merger has really tanked production values. For shame.
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The Shogun gives a rough little laugh. "No, I can't survive space. I'm just hanging here trying to compose a fitting death haiku but everything about this situation is so ridiculous it is [i]not[/i] working out. Help me out?

[i]Friendly robot comes
Unlikely guide to heavens
Literal and otherwise.[/i]"