[quote=@HaleyTheRandom]
<Snipped quote by Kuro>

My dad used to make these sandwiches for my brothers and I when we were little that were bologna, miracle whip, and barbecue chips. 

That's the only way I'll eat bologna or barbecue chips unless in a really, really, [i][b]really[/b][/i] rare mood. 
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Miracle whip is a straight no for me. I don't do that or mayo.

Right now I've been using some Walmart brand queso chips with them. We bought them sometime ago and no one really liked the taste, but at least they're somewhat edible on a sandwich. Better to eat them instead of just tossing them out, too.