"Absolutely, sweetheart!" Barbara looked so excited. She brought her laptop into the kitchen and set it on the table, pulling up a video she'd watched to reference. She armed her shelf with a brush, a comb, and a giant tub of hair product before going to town on the girl's head. Beetlejuice watched for a while, amused at how concentrated the woman was. He didn't get it, honestly. [i]His[/i] hair just did whatever it wanted.

Eventually, Beetlejuice got bored and floated off to find what Adam was up. He liked to watch that sexy nerd do that thing where he polished a crib they were probably never going to use. Was that too harsh? Probably. 

"So, Delia," Barbara asked, once she got the hang on the braiding and wasn't quite to intensely concentrated. "What to you like to do, hun? Do you have any hobbies? Maybe we can pick you up some things to keep you from getting too bored around here."