In high school I was at a friend's house hanging out with some people cuz he had a pool table in his basement and his grandmother didn't mind us drinking from the liquor cabinet because she was old and not all there and he had a cat and the fucker scratched the shit out of me when all I did was try to pet it. Since then I've wished a pox upon all cats. Dogs have Scooby-Doo. Cats have...fuckin no one. Therefore, dogs win.