"No trouble?" Beetlejuice said incredulously. "That's like asking Miley Cyrus to keep her tongue in her mouth. I'll last five minutes, max!" He slumped down in the chair a bit. "What if the Maitlands file a missing person report on you? They'd have to, right? That would give Chuck a good reason to show up at their house, and he can pass them the message on, like, a self destructing letter or something."