"Oh. My. God. You guys are so white." A woman they couldn't see or hear groaned from her place on the ceiling. She had been hanging around their house for a few days and it was obvious they were oblivious to the fact a demon was housing with them at the moment. Needless to say she needed some entertainment and they weren't bringing anything to the table. 

"Whatever. You two let me know when you're ready to do something actually entertaining for once." She said, producing a newspaper titled [i]Netherworld Times[/i] and flipping over to her favorite part; Obituaries. She skimmed the page before blinking in surprise. "Adam and Barbara Maitland...cause of death: old floor boards." She muttered to herself before looking up upon hearing a loud creak. A grin appeared on her lips. This day just got a whole lot better.