He was cackling almost too much to hold the box. He set it down and slammed the door shut. "Ah man, this is great!" He laughed, making his way to the couch. He hadn't laughed this much in years!

The doorbell ran again not too long after. "Holy shit, why can't people just fuck off?" Lawrence stood and made his way over, peeking out the peek hole. "Hell. It's that nosy old bat from next door. She probably wants to tell me there's too many weeds in the yard. Lyds? You know what to do!" 

He opened the door. "Mrs. Grigsby. What a pleasant surprise!"