[quote=@Thanqol]"Fiend! You dishonour the sacred laws of the duel!" said Lyra.
"I weep for this fallen age!" declared Scipio, and true to his word, he stood stock still and took off his helmet to wipe tears from his eyes in a perfect melancholic pose. His team effortlessly moves to defend him while he takes his moment.
"You dare hold back?" roared Yates, pressing the attack. "You think that we are unworthy of your full efforts? Fie! Fie and damnation, let our swords teach you the price of your arrogance!"
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"Hi Sara!" She turns and smiles at her teammate, swords still running interference with the rest of the knights. "Do you think these guys are going to have to rebrand? There'd be a whole lot of knights around if they don't. Also Turbo Knight 2 is really insecure and has a very poorly made death satellite in there. Also the Shogun but I think that part's fixed." Hm. Where is the Shogun, anyway?