[center][h2][b][u]Some Rest For The Wicked?[/u][/b][/h2][/center] [hr] Tekret et Heret, the God of Rulership and Contracts, a divine being whose intervention had changed the course of fate and bent the rails of destiny innumerable times, was deeply upset. What could upset such a being? How could the immortal warden of order and steward of civilization become so agitated? The answer was simple. His vacation was ruined. Worse, his vacation had been ruined by a gaggle of his, as he now realized, incredibly lazy siblings. The portal opening on his beach had been unfortunate, but it wasn’t the death stroke. It’d derailed his vacation, but, as Tekret now understood, it had been a surmountable problem. An annoying one, yes, but nothing compared to the realization that he was in the minority that had done [i]literally anything of consequence[/i] for the last two thousand years. That had been devastating, really. Deep, deep in his divine soul Tekret wished to turn back time. To look Illyd in the face, turn around, and bury the portal in a mountain of sand. Oh the God of Unsolicited Apples and other Foods had been nice, if a bit parochial, but would Tekret have sacrificed the meeting, the pie, for his vacation? Yes. Absolutely. Alas, not even gods had that power. Tekret was damned to live in the present, a present where he’d given into despair and rage too early. A present where the unimaginable indolence and stupidity of his fellow divines had been presented to him in as clear terms as could even be imagined. It... Sucked. Two thousand years of work, of managing a world that seemed to be falling apart at every moment, and Tekret was rewarded by his planned century off being cut short by ninety seven years. The god wanted to cry, a little. He also wanted to scream, both at himself and his siblings. As it was, he had done a lot of screaming. The crying, well, that bit could wait. With a heavy sigh Tekret looked around and, in the absence of a better idea, decided he might as well catch up with the rest of his family. Not that he was overfond of them at the moment. However, when your parent is an unthinking mass of creative energy devoid of limits and with a known inclination to send its children on time outs, well it pays to take the time you’re given. [color=6fb887]“Alright then,”[/color] Tekret pursed his lips and glanced around as he spoke to himself, [color=6fb887]“May as well start with Cadien. Humans still worship him, so he might have done [i]something[/i] interesting in the last two thousand years.”[/color] Just then, Cadien landed directly in front of him. [color=violet]“Did I hear someone mention my name?”[/color] the God of Perfection asked. [color=6fb887]“What the-''[/color] Tekret flinched and glared at the other god, who was frankly almost as naked as he was, [color=6fb887]“Watch it with the jumping! Honestly. Have you even heard of walking?”[/color] [color=violet]“Obviously I have,”[/color] Cadien shrugged and rolled his eyes dismissively. [color=violet]“This is just faster. Anyhow, were you looking for me?”[/color] [color=6fb887]“Well, [i]yes[/i],”[/color] The alabaster god sputtered, [color=6fb887]“I just wasn’t expecting you to come flying at me like a damn arrow. Ugh. Fine, ok, Cadien! God of Perfection! Worshipped by Humans across the world.”[/color] Tekret exhaled and, slumping ever so slightly, managed to ask, [color=6fb887]“How... Are you?”[/color] [color=violet]“Quite good,”[/color] Cadien said with a nod. [color=violet]“Though I have to say, I’m a bit surprised you know my name. I don’t believe we’ve met.”[/color] [color=6fb887]“No,”[/color] Tekret agreed, [color=6fb887]“But the Humans still seem to like you, and I’ve been busy enough with them for the last two thousand years to know what you’re about. Or, well, at least what they think you’re about. You are a bit... Smaller than they depict.”[/color] [color=violet]“Well, I’d hope they still like me. I did have a hand in giving them such complex thoughts and feelings in the first place. I also played a role in creating the Goblins and the Merelli. As to my height… eh. Didn’t really want to tower [i]too[/i] much over other gods and mortals. And after the Separation, there wasn’t much reason to change it, was there?”[/color] [color=6fb887]“If you weren’t [i]reaching[/i] for things there wasn't,”[/color] Tekret muttered bitterly before changing tack with an obvious cough and explaining, [color=6fb887]“But really, you have to wonder where they ever got the idea you were fifteen feet tall with muscles bigger than horses then. That mosaic in Ketrefa really is... Something.”[/color] [color=violet]“Now, whyever would you need to reach for things?”[/color] Cadien asked curiously. [color=violet]“Can you not jump, or fly?”[/color] [color=6fb887]“Obviously,”[/color] Tekret sighed, [color=6fb887]“But after getting distracted and flying through walls enough times you learn your lesson. Sometimes just reaching for the damn thing is enough. No need to strut. Not like there’s anyone to admire it.”[/color] [color=violet]“Hmm. Is everything alright? You seem quite on edge.”[/color] An ember flared in Tekret’s chest, and was smothered just as quickly. His vacation was dead, suffocated in the crib. With a resigned tone he explained, [color=6fb887]“No, everything's not alright. Not at all. I spend two thousand years working without so much as a minute of rest, and just when I [i]finally[/i] think things are in a state where I can take a measly century off a damn portal opens on my beach and I find out that the entire pantheon spent their time throwing a hissy fit try to get out of their realms or taking naps.”[/color] [color=violet]“Have you spoken to the entire pantheon already?”[/color] Cadien asked with a raised eyebrow. [color=6fb887]“Do I really need to?”[/color] Tekret complained, [color=6fb887]“You’d think after two milleniums of watching countless mortals, keeping tabs on every ruler to ever be born, I’d hear something about what the others were up to. Oh sure there were mutters about a few here and there. The Humans still like you, after all, but others? I haven’t heard a peep about Fe’ris, that ridiculous bat, in millenium! God of Ambition. [i]Ambition.[/i] I bet his ambition was to sit on some gaudy chair and do nothing!”[/color] [color=violet]“Alright, stop.”[/color] Cadien held his hands out as if he was prepared to stop a rolling boulder. [color=violet]“Are you familiar with every mortal race? I highly doubt that. And have you considered it possible that some gods might not have very many worshipers, perhaps because they didn’t make their presence known, or perhaps because their influence is more subtle? And have you considered that some didn’t exactly take the Separation in stride? Hmm? So mayhaps it would be better to speak with the other gods and find out [i]why[/i] you know so little about them, instead of making such baseless assumptions?”[/color] [color=6fb887]“Am I familiar with every- Are you [i]not?[/i]”[/color] Tekret stared blankly at Cadien, [color=6fb887]“We’ve had two thousand years man. Even if you don’t hear every damn agreement they make. Two. Thousand. Years.”[/color] The alabaster god pinched the bridge of his nose, and spoke with an uncharacteristic levelness, [color=6fb887]“What... Precisely have you been doing these last few millenium, Cadien?”[/color] [color=violet]“Sitting on a gaudy chair, of course,”[/color] Cadien said. [color=violet]“Also responding to prayers. And delivering the occasional blessing. Worked on my realm a lot too. Didn’t quite feel like two millennia to me, though. I think time passed faster for me, or something. Anyhow, I stand by what I said. There’s no need for such assumptions.”[/color] Gears, seized by sheer incredulity at the situation before him, began to turn in Tekret’s head. Gaudy chair. Occasional blessing. Time passing faster. The horrible conclusion was inevitable, unavoidable, inescapable. Cadien, God of Perfection, Scion of Mankind, had been occasionally dozing off and waking up to a prayer or two for [i]millenia[/i]. Tekret added it to his list of things to cry about, later, and answered haltingly, [color=6fb887]“Fine. Fine. Maybe at least some were working. I shouldn’t assume. Right. Sure.”[/color] [color=violet]“Good,”[/color] Cadien nodded sternly. [color=violet]“And in the future, do try to take more regular breaks. Instead of one century of rest after two-thousand of years of work, perhaps try one year of rest after twenty years of work. Otherwise you’ll just burn yourself out, and end up… well, the way you are now, which will do even more damage to your productivity. Nobody made you work that long, so please, don’t get so angry at others because they didn’t hold themselves to standards they weren’t even aware of.”[/color] [color=6fb887]“They’re not [i]my[/i] standards,”[/color] Tekret miserably answered the God of Laziness and Unhelpful Platitudes, [color=6fb887]“There’s just work. It has to be done. It’s that, It’s just that simple.”[/color] But, the God thought. But. [color=6fb887]“But you might be right about... Breaks. Obviously not every twenty years, but I understand the exaggeration. Maybe I can just, just take my vacation in bits. Every so often,”[/color] Tekret's posture relaxed a bit and he nodded, [color=6fb887]“Alright. I’ll, uh, I’ll talk to the others. See what they were up to. Maybe I’ve just been listening to the mortals too long. Some real company couldn’t hurt. Anyone that doesn’t kick it after tripping would be good to talk to. Yeah, yeah.”[/color] [color=violet]“Excellent!”[/color] Cadien suddenly smiled again, clapping a hand on Tekret’s shoulder. [color=violet]“If you ever need some company, or a change of scenery, then feel free to visit my realm. Oh, and I do have an idea that [i]might[/i] be able to take a [i]bit[/i] of the workload off your shoulders, so keep an ear out for that.”[/color] [i]That[/i] pulled Tekret out of it, perhaps more than anything the God of Perfection has said so far. A way to ease his workload? That... Tekret suppressed his embarrassment before it ever reached his face. He hadn’t thought of that. He’d just been so busy, right from the start. Was that the benefit of napping for who knows how long? Had Cadien done it for a reason? With renewed vigour Tekret nodded, [color=6fb887]“I will. Eagerly.”[/color] With one final nod of farewell, Cadien, turned away, and leapt. No doubt heading toward another unsuspecting target. [color=6fb887]“Yeah,”[/color] Tekret muttered as he watched him go, [color=6fb887]"He’s definitely never heard of walking."[/color] [hr] [hider=Summary] Tekkie is UPSETTI SPAGHETTI. The vacation is ruined. The other gods are nincompoops. He just wanted to go back. Back to the vacation. Back before all this happened. But there’s no god of time, and Tekkie knows that the lifeblood is a dick who might seal the gods off from each other again at any time. Yeah, Tekkie made that connection. Big daddy lifeblood ruined his vacation. Anyway knowing his siblings, useless or not, are still his siblings Tekkie resolves to talk to them. He thinks of Cadien, because Tekkie still likes Humanity. Cadien fucking yeets himself into Tekki’s personal space at the mere mention of his name and freaks Tekkie out, rude. Anyway they talk and Tekret is like my vacation is ruined the other gods are idiots and Cadien is like, your vacation isn't dead you just need to take more regular breaks. Also Cadien says the other gods aren't idiots and Tekkie should talk to them. Tekkie accepts the break idea, but is dubious about the other gods competence. He also concludes that Cadien was probably napping for a few centuries, or more, between the occasional burst of usefulness. Nevertheless Cadien kinda talks Tekkie down a bit and they end on a good note. Mostly. Oh and Cadien tells Tekkie that he has an idea on easing the gods workload. THAT gets Tekkie’s attention and potential respect. Cadien leaps away again, and Tekkie really struggles to keep that respect in place. Learn to walk, dude. [/hider] [hider=Might Summary] Nun [/hider]