Me and my roommate using oil while cooking always seems to lead to catastrophe. >.>

First time I remember my roommate cooking in oil our first year in the apartment, he decided to not wear a shirt or protect himself in anyway from the sizzling oil. And yeah, that turned out well for a large portion of his skin.

And my midnight snack decided to erupt my apartment in smoke for a bit. So fuck me for trying to make some fried Mozzarella Sticks, I guess. (Though all's well/nothing else happened.)