'You ever get that feeling of dread when something bad might happen?'

"All the time."

Another message from the general of angry gorillas. The translator seemed to be refining itself a bit as the conversation went on, maybe it wasn't a super cheap one but it wasn't a great one. "I am sorry, LeeRoy. Your name is LeeRoy isttitit? However, I have no idea hum this Nessade is. Yes, the Angar-Ryllan Emperor is a God-King, but I am declined to ascorb to your request. Wear at war and allowing a…man such as yourself to see him would be bad for me.”

"That was almost perfect English, wunderbar. Anyway, that's unfortunate, I would much prefer to see your leader rather than a member of Brass, but I can make due. Not really saying that I have much choice in the matter, as you've likely lined up several cannons on my ship. Just a hunch. But, if I can board your vessel and speak to you in person, then I'd be delighted."

LeeRoy thought to himself, analyzing the situation to find his best course of action. [i]Another question? Ah, he wants to know where I come from, I'd tell him but this guy seems to have a boner for war. Judging by the way he goes silent for long periods of time, and then asks suspiciously specific questions.[/i]

'Maybe he wants to conquer Earth, that'd be fun wouldn't it?'

[i]No, I've never had the drive or want to become an eternal ruler of a backwoods planet that still follows religion. Sure, that'd be just dandy. 'Are you our messiah?' And then I get smited by some angry god. Except I'm forced to live through the smiting, so it's only excruciating pain for however long it lasts and then some time after.[/i]

'Eugh, that wouldn't be fun.'

[i]No, it wouldn't.[/i]

"Where do I come from? A place once called Aigyptos. The people there are long dead, and I am the sole survivor. For good reason, a true god took favor on me and gave me the gift of eternal youth. And undeath. Now I roam the stars for others who have received the gift of eternal life to finally be among my kind. Kinda, I just want to know people who won't die in a celestial day. You get me here?" This entire time LeeRoy was doing the most over the top body motions, pantomiming his own death and revival into an immortal man. This was to make them believe he was just some religious wack-job, so they would trust him a bit more. I mean, who fears a space-faring nutcase?

'For someone as smart as you, you're an idiot.'

"And about the question whether there's people like me? Not many, though it's possible to become like me. If you somehow earn the favor of a god." A rather cocky smirk grew across his face. "I just so happened to be selected because I was the most intelligent of my kind, and the god saw me with enough potential that he chose me. So there's that bit of information that you might find useful."

'Nice job stroking your ego-boner there.'