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[sub]With assistance from Sunshine [@HaleyTheRandom][/sub][/center]

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Shawna was still internally shaking her head at what the hell just happened in the hallway. [color=E81B00]"I'm really going to a school dance with a damn football player. I think ninth-grade me would have fainted at that news. Fuck, I might do that."[/color] She made it to a quiet hallway and just let herself collapse against the wall. [color=E81B00]"Fuck... I gotta talk to someone..."[/color] 

With her phone at the ready, she knew who her first choice was to talk to. It was just a matter of if she would available to chat at the moment or if she was busy solving the same problem she did...

[code]"Hey, so I think I managed to find someone for this dumb dance."[/code]

She leaned back and waited to see if Sunshine was going to respond or not. However, Shawna didn't have to wait long...

[code]"Oh really?! Who? Anyone I know?"[/code]

[color=e81b00][i]I'm pretty sure you're not the muff bunny cheerleader, so I'm gonna guess not really...[/i][/color]

[code]"No. I will buy all your lunches for the rest of the year if you manage to guess"

"Uh... I don't know. 😂 Kavi? Or Ariel? Maybe... Chris?" 
"Fuck babe. I really don't know. 😂 Give a girl a hint."[/code]

[color=e81b00][i]Knew it. Haha. All right, how do I give this away...[/i][/color]

[code]"Fine XP Think about the last person who you would possibly think I would date."

"OH MY GOD." 
"Jack. Jack. Fucking. Goff." 
"Oh my god Shawna, tell me you didn't."

"OK..... I won't tell you then..."[/code]

Shawna expected it wouldn't have been high on Sunshine's list of targets, but the fact that she got the name was impressive. Still, she didn't seem pleased. [color=e81b00][i]Shit, did Jack do something to Sunshine? I will kick him in the nuts if he hurt her somehow...[/i][/color]

[code]">.> If he flirts with you, touches you, even so much as looks at you to long --- I'll take a page out of Ariels book and break his nose."[/code]

The brunette stifled a laugh. [color=e81b00][i]Ariel will help you. I know she will.[/i][/color]

[code]"😂 Girl, I told him the exact same thing."
"I told him if I get one dick pic, it's getting cut off."

"Good. I'll be sure to let him know too."[/code]

Now that Shawna had someone she was willing to be her full self with, she didn't even bother to hold back an obvious innuendo that sprang to mind.

[code]"Two pairs of scissors are better than one 😏 So who did you ask?"

"I got Chanel to go with me. Figured that was best since we hadn't been hanging out much with classes and stuff picking up."[/code]

[color=e81b00][i]Hmmmm... so she did get Chanel huh... I guess that's good... Chanel has so much more going on than me though. Would she... nah. I don't even think Chanel is a lesbian.[/i][/color]

[code]"Well that's good! I knew you had her top of the list. Although, same thing as with Jack."
"If she makes a move on you, not saying she will, but if she does, I break her like I break lacrosse sticks"

"LOL. You have nothing to worry about. Promise. 🖤 Pretty sure she has her eyes set on Chrissie anyway."[/code]

[color=e81b00][i]WAIT, WHAT!?![/i][/color] If Shawna had been drinking something, she would have coated the hallway with it. Instead, she just dropped her phone in such a way that she hoped she didn't crack it. Luckily it was still pristine. [color=e81b00][i]Um. OK. So maybe Chanel does swing that way. I never would have guessed. Wow. And for Chrissie! Oh my girl. My sweet ice cream girl, you got some kinda treat coming if this is true![/i][/color]

[code]"0-0 Really? Wow. Really? Shit. I wonder if Chrissie knows... I should talk to her soon."

"We could totally play match maker. Tell me they wouldn't be one bomb ass couple?"[/code]

This text did two things for Shawna. One, it confirmed there was no interest in Chanel from Sunshine, which was a relief. Two, it brought up the intriguing possibility that she could finally fulfill the destiny of so many sitcom character and try and get two people that were meant for each other together. [color=e81b00][i]Fuck, that shouldn't be too hard. I've seen it on Friends and the Office and Brooklyn Nine-Nine how many freaking times? Plus, Chrissie needs this. Damn, does she ever need this.[/i][/color]

[code]"I mean, we would still be the best bomb ass couple... but that could totally work for Chrissie!"

"Lmao. I love you 😂." 

"She has needed to get over Jason so hard."

"But yeah. We should totally work something out. Men ain't shit."
"I gotta run to class. I'll talk to you later. ❤️"[/code]

[color=e81b00][i]Isn't that the truth. Fuck, is this what it's like to actually be in on the tea? This is fun. I kinda like it.[/i][/color]

[code]"Love you too hun. See you later 😉 ❤️ "[/code]

Content with that, Shawna left the hallway and headed off to class herself. At least plans were now in place. All the plans. This school could still suck it, but maybe Valentine's Day won't after all.