Well, time to apply to enter this totally not pandemonium \o/ [hider="Albert Camus"] Applicant's Designation: Albert Camus <106> Applicant's Age: 24 Biological Gender of the Applicant: M Biological Progress/decay of the Applicant: Fresh as cucumber! No decay here man, nope! [center][img]https://i.pinimg.com/564x/a4/4c/65/a44c65e7efc16310d124c88db0a6ee26.jpg[/img][/center] Are you a part of the Future Front Line Redemption program?:Are you a criminal y/n? [color=00aeef]>> YES! I mean, no. Nope. Not a criminal, yeah.[/color] If you answered yes then what were your crime/s: [color=00aeef]>> Armed robbery (though in my defense I failed that one, so no harm's done, yo) >> Multiple charges of arson and worse still, you're not gonna believe this: >> Speeding tickets[/color] Please Enter your CV: [color=00aeef]Well what can I say~ You are planning to build a new utopia in Mars, and there is no way you will miss out on this party maker ayy? I have all you need in a first settler right here! Good muscle, good face, positive outlook on the future - all in one package yo! Or, are you looking for bad stuff? Because I arguably have even more to offer here! Like, like.. Ass! I'm a badass! Hell yeah![/color] [color=00aeef]I'm sorry, I'm not to good with interview and such. Please don't kick me out?[/color] What is your moto: [color=00aeef]>> Molotov is always the answer. Whenever I have a problem, I throw one and boom! I've got different problems![/color] Relationship Status: Single What do you pride yourself on? [color=00aeef]>> Everything! Lemme spell it out for ya: e.ve.ry.thing! Well except probably my school grades. My parents kept on saying they're a fucking disgrace. Like, what do they know man? Meddlesome oldies.[/color] What was your last job before signing up to the Program? [color=00aeef]>> Does arsonist count as a job? No? Yeah, thought so. Are you 100% absolutely positively sure that doesn't count though? Yeah right, sorry. You're right, a job should be productive to the society, yeah. Unless.. Some gangs paid me to mess up with other gangs, that counts as upholding the law yeah, doing the baddies some bad stuff? Still no? Dang..[/color] [color=00aeef]Oh well, I do this store clerk thing every once in a while[/color] [/hider]