The usual workout corner room is a little better furnished today than usual. The floor is covered by a very soft looking, dark red carpet, and there's a supremely comfortable armchair in the spot where there's normally a folding chair or some other makeshift seating arrangement. Next to that sits a small table with a water bottle sitting in the middle. But as has become the norm lately, Euna's nowhere to be found when the camera comes into focus. 

There's a sharp, rapid stomping sound coming from somewhere off frame. It's impossibly to tell what direction it's coming from, or if it's getting louder. It seems so close, and yet...

A black and silver blur cuts into the frame. Euna Kim digs her heels into the carpet and slides into view. Then she vaults over the arm chair and skids until she's back out of the shot. Her exclamation gets bleeped out after the letter F. She walks back toward the table, snatches the water bottle in one hand and starts guzzling without really caring whether or not she looks professional doing it. She holds up one fingers to the camera, and for a minute or so there's nothing but the figure of Euna, hunched over in front of the chair instead of sitting in it, and the sound of her exhausted breathing. 

She's dressed head to ankle in full Nidadas track gear (the shoes are actually an Atlas product. What a brand rebel!), all black and white and very specifically tailored to cover up her limbs: Full length track pants and a long sleeved top that's been very aggressively cropped well above the end of her rib cage, leaving the majority of her torso (and physique) exposed. She's not wearing gloves, so it's obvious that she hasn't swapped out her limbs or anything, but it's like she's gone out of her way to highlight the part of her that's still natural. She's also drenched with sweat, her long two-toned hair is clinging all the way down her back. 

"Hah.... hah.... Hey guys! It's... ffff.... me! Just... uh... one, one sec.... okay?"

She takes another swig of water and stands up straight as she flashes a tired smile at the camera. 

"Sheesh. Coulda planned this a little better... uh yeah, sorry about that! Welcome to Euna's Fitness Corner!"

She drags a hand behind her back and tosses her hair behind her. It unsticks for a second before slapping back against her with a wet thwap. She shrugs and takes a seat on... the armrest of the chair. Sure.

"So, yeah. I actually... uh, god this is embarrassing. I don't actually have any workout tips for you today! I'm actually just here to do an ad bit. But I promise it's really exciting! No really, I mean it! See I've been asking around and I finally, [i]finally[/i] got approval so I'm... ahem. Yeah. 

Coming second quarter of next year, I'm thrilled to be the one to tell you AEGIS will be opening a public obstacle course designed by yours truly! Oh, it's gonna be so much fun, you have no idea! I'm modeling it after a, uh... recent mission, and we're breaking it up into five different courses at increasing levels of intensity. We're gonna have climbing walls, a swimming section, a wind tunnel you have to run through, a huge open field area to dodge and return laser fire... and oh yeah! For you super intense hero types, a one-on-one battle with a specialized Training TAG! Not to mention a killer weight room."

Errant's grin could almost rival the new-look moon for brilliance. She also finally remembers she's been holding a water bottle all this time, and just sort of casually chucks it over her shoulder and hope it lands out of frame. It doesn't. She shrugs. 

"We'll have scores and times for you to compete against set by a number of different Corporate Champions and... maybe if I can swing it even a couple of special guests. Oh, and we're setting up shop well away from the Pyramid, so don't worry about that. Should be just a couple blocks' walk from the downtown metro station. Oh and, best of all? It's pay what you want! Fitness is important no matter who you are, so if you've got the extra money to chip in please feel free, but if you don't... well, you still deserve to feel healthy too, ok?"

The smile drops off her face, and Euna finally shifts to sit down in the chair properly for the first time. She crosses her legs, uncrosses them, recrosses them going the other way; she has no idea what to do with herself. Finally she settles for planting her feet wide on either side of her and leaning forward so her elbows are resting on her knees.

"And, uh, hey. I'm not trying to tell you that you have to be some sort of goddess to be a good person. Ok? If you feel good about yourself and your body's not giving you any trouble? That's awesome! You don't have to do anything you don't want to. But... if you're sitting there, listening to this and thinking 'what's the point'? I just want you to know this isn't about being the best. It's about being the best [i]you[/i]. And that... that's important, ok? Even if it doesn't seem like it. Because it's, well, it's like this magical princess once told me: our hearts are all connected. The things you do today can completely change another person's world... even the ones we think are out of reach. Even the ones we're pretty sure hate our guts. Not to mention friends and family and everyone you see every day! So just... yeah. Do your best. And if you can't do it for you, then look around you, and find someone you [i]can[/i] do it for. Take care, yeah?"

She throws up her usual stupid "peace/victory" hand sign, and the camera cuts out.