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[indent][right][h3] GAS-WAY EXPRESS CO[/h3]
[i]The Right Way, the Gas Way[/i]
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[indent][b]DAILY EMPLOYEE MEMO[/b][/indent]

[b]SUBJECT:[/b] WELCOME NOTICE FROM MANAGEMENT

Welcome, new employee, to your first [s]and last[/s] day on the job at Gas-Way Express. You've passed the reviews, you've passed the interviews, [s]you've passed the exorcism[/s] and now you're ready to become an official member of the Gas-Way Express family, an multinational [s]extra-dimensional[/s] enterprise! Here at the Nowhere Branch of Gas-Way Express, we distinguish ourselves from our competitors by being adaptable, innovative and focused on what we call a customer-first philosophy! 

Throughout your journey, we'll help you to develop numerous life [s]and death[/s] skills that'll help you forge new career paths and discover ones you didn't even know existed! By working together, you can ensure that your Gas-Way experience will be an unforgettable [s]and traumatizing[/s] one!

Before we let you begin your first new exciting day, we just want to let you know that as part of the Gas-Way Express Co, your well-being and health are of the utmost priority to us [s]other than the customers[/s]. If you experience any problems or have any complaints, simply contact us through our Employee Complaint Network! Otherwise, we look forward to working with you! 

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The question wasn't why your only choice of employment was a run down gas station in the middle of Nowhere but rather how you managed to get here in the first place. Bills to pay, student debt, loans, a lack of choice..... Whatever the case, your decisions led you here to a job that has large demands but pays little. 

Situated in the middle of Nowhere, Oregon; this gas station's only companions are the endless doldrums of the desert expanse and a single, thin highway that slices through the heat. The nearest town is a little over a hundred miles away. A work bus picks you up and drops you off twice a day. 

You've seen the warnings from old employees, either written on old sticker notes glued to the old dilapidated walls. 

After all, how bad can one Night Shift be? 

[b][u]GAS STATION BLUEPRINT[/u][/b]

[i]The Store[/i]

[i]The Dumpsters[/i]

[i]The Expanse[/i]

[i]The Highway[/i]

[i]The Back[/i] - Don't mind the pentagram. Or the salt. Or the brimstone. 

[i]Parking Lots[/i] - 

[i]Restrooms[/i] - Something lurks underneath the bowls and the sinks. 

[i]Stockrooms[/i]

[i]Freezers[/i] - Within its depths, you can make out strange frosted silohuettes oddly shaped like bodies. 

[b][u]TEAM POSITIONS[/u][/b]

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//CASHIER - [i] first and last face that every customer meets at our [/i]

//PUMP ATTENDANT - 

//ASSISTANT MANAGER - 

//SQUATTER - 

//STOCK CLERK - 

//TRAINEE - 

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