Some of my drunkest experiences have been while on deployment. These are embarrassing, so please bear with me.

In Guantanamo Bay, we had a house party and we were playing King's Cup. I could have sworn I had like 3 drinks, but silly me got wasted, and it wasn't long before I knew I was crazy drunk. They walked me to a room and they said I fell on the bed face down and didn't move. They even walked in a few times to make sure I was still breathing. Needless to say I had a terrible hangover the next day.

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This other time I was in Bahrain. A group of us went out on a work night and had a few drinks, even had some officers buying us a few rounds even though that's a no no due to fraternization. Anyway, we had to be back on base by midnight so off we go. My roommate mentioned she was getting something to eat, so I head to our room alone. I take off my clothes and go to bed, but then I turn around and don't see her in her bed. I get worried and I walked out of the room, and then the door closes behind me. Yes, I was in the hallway in my underwear because I was worried about my roommate's sudden disappearance who'd just gone to grab something to eat. Luckily a girl walks outside, sees me, and fetches a blanket before asking me for my info to go get a spare key. Also, our floor was all female and I was beyond thankful for such fact. 
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