DORIAN

[b]"...And then, the [i]wereslut[/i] tried to..[/b], Dorian was excitedly telling Deanna when the bartender interrupted her.
[b][i]"The WHAT now?[/i][/b], the ginger old lady tried to ask without laughing but it was too freaking hard.
[b]"The Wereslut. Half wolf half slut. As I was saying... She tried to kill me because I pointed that out. I mean... It wasn't a lie, technically... Theo started to laugh over the comms, and Care-bear was so freaking done with us that I thought he would've let me die, but after that, I thanked him with this amazing flan I made, so everything is fine again.[/b], she would probably continue talking about how Theo would be starting with a new class today and how she betted with Constanza that he would traumatize all of them before the end of the night, however, she was interrupted by Constanza and Caron talking about her, [b]"Hey! I told you it was an accident! I had no idea that that place would be full of... What were they again? I'm not even sure."[/b], she said dismissing the whole ordeal like it was just another day, [b]"And I even remembered to bring you cookies! And they are your favourites."[/b] as if that was enough to absolve her for getting in trouble. Again, [b]"And maybe I'm just lucky."[/b], was her reply about not getting even a hair out of place while Constanza was sporting a (currently) purple eye and Caron some scratches.

THEODORE

[b]"Well... If that wasn't eventful."[/b], he sounded almost bored before turning to the remaining students. A part was new, most likely transfers, and some have been in his class for almost over a week., [b]"Now that another stupid question is out of our way you guys have the next three chapters to finish, we will be discussing it on our next class, so be sure to read it so we won't have a repeat of today. I would hate to any more students leaving in tears because they can not handle my opinion on their intellect after basing their questions on teenager fiction."[/b], it was hard to believe he really felt bad about making that girl cry when his face was so impassive. It was the face he had when he was done with students bullshit, [b]"Now. Before you go. As I do from time to time, I will be choosing one of you as my assistant for the duration of this course. Think of this as a bridge between me and you. [i]And also a filter so I don't have to deal with all of your shit..."[/i][/b], that end was mumbled to himself low enough so no one else could've heard.
He looked around, seeing the fear on the students' faces. Theodore had that small evil smirk on his lips before his eyes falling on a girl that particularly seemed to be trying to disappear on her chair, [b]"You. Jane... Jemma? I'm not sure, but you. Stay. The rest can go."[/b]
He never saw his student flee so fast before, no one even stayed to save their peer from a fate worse than death.