Jon Byrne was a veteran big newspaper contributor. On this night, he was finishing up an editorial about weight gain in Electric Pokémon. His notes were organized and his mind was dancing to the beat of the right stuff in the right place. He had visited E.P. twice in a month after a tip from a fellow journalist sent him about how sea monsters were captured and made food and clothes. He was finishing up when he heard the noise.

Jon was in his den was he was taken aback by the shackling-sounding crash. He breathed, got up from his desk and investigated. He moved slowly in case this could be the worst thing, perhaps a thief or a fire. Then, he entered his living room and peered sadly to see his aquarium was somehow turned over and emptied out into the floor. Then, he noticed that his cat was feasting on some of the exotic fish that lived in the fish tank. He thought to himself that he should have stayed in Electric Pokémon.