[quote=@Lord Orgasmo]
An Aron whose parents are notorious outlaws
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Giant Aggron bandit king fight one day?

Aron is cute, and since you said tank, steel is an optimal choice.

[quote=@Lord Orgasmo]
An incredibly derpy Trapinch with godlike luck
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I can't believe Kars turned Joseph into a Pokemon

[quote=@Lord Orgasmo]
Or a medic-in-training buneary who constantly gets hit on.
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Sounds like a mess, but a hilarious mess.

[quote=@Hyde]
It's okay. GameFreak hates all of us.
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