[center][h1][color=96EACE]Joseph[/color][/h1]
[@Hitman][@LilSwifty][/center]


Ok, Joseph supposed it was about time to admit it. He had no idea where he was. Seriously, how the hell did he manage to get lost? He'd been here in the city nearly ten months now! That should be enough time to get used to the place! Hell, he couldn't have even been far from home! He'd left [i]maybe[/i] fifteen minutes ago! [i]This[/i] is why he didn't like getting up in the mornings!

[color=96EACE]"Fine, whatever, let's just get back to it. Gotta go shopping for breakfast stuff at one in the goddamn afternoon... Because the feckin' Hag couldn't just send out a robot to do it, right?!"[/color]

It was times like this that he wished he had a phone that could actually use google maps. Although this [i]was[/i] Brookside, so who could say whether or not satellites even [i]reached[/i] here. Hell, he was surprised they got [i]clean water[/i] after some of the places he'd seen there.

He was briefly distracted when he saw a surprisingly non-shit car parked in a nearby alley, and decided to keep walking before the scavengers converged on it and picked it clean. But then he saw one of the shops that made up that alley, and realised that it was probably the kind of shop he was meant to be looking for. Even if it did look kind of shit.

[color=96EACE]"Heeey."[/color] He said, walking into the shop. For a brief, solitary moment, he thought he was about to end up in a fight, but then he remembered he was in Brookside, and Seraph was too much of a stuck up shitbag to come to a shithole like Brookside, let alone the matryoshka-esque shithole that was this store [i]within[/i] the shithole that was Brookside. [color=96EACE]"You got any milk or eggs n' shit here?"[/color]

More importantly, would they look as bad as this place when he found them? Because if so, he'd better try and look for a normal shop before he somehow managed to get himself involved in some kind of stupid, miserable, [i]plot-furthering[/i] shenanigans...