[hider= Morander's Relationships]
[i]As told to Roland, Zimmy's longtime Vangar guard. Unprompted, of course.[/i]

[u]Galahad[/u]
[indent]"Tall. Ice man. I like the way he thinks. Ask him about the time I convinced him to sneak out of the Citadel with me for a bar crawl in the city. Okay, I admit it was sort of a low point for both of us in our definitely-platonic relationship. I don't think he remembers it. Don't actually ask him about it, please. [i]Please.[/i]"[/indent]
[u]Asa[/u]
[indent]"Ah...sweet, sweet Asa. Maybe one day she'll find a way to out-drink me. She's got great style. You'd like her. I mean, [i]I[/i] like her, and you and I get along. Sometimes she just needs a guiding hand to get her to chill a little. Sometimes that's me. I think she likes me.[/indent]
[u]Lance[/u]
[indent]"Okay, don't judge me for this: Lance is hot." *snort* "Yeah so actually he uses the mist to throw fire around, so I'm hilarious not thirsty. Stop looking at me like that. Seriously, we're friends. He's been there for me at a few moments when no one else was, and I value that. He's funny, too. Kind of a lightweight, though.[/indent]
[u]Ray[/u]
[indent]"I fucking [i]love[/i] Ray. You don't even know, man: when I first got assigned to my squad I was terrified--you know, because of the whole anxiety slash self-esteem shit I told you about a couple days ago--anyway this beautiful man made me a soufflé. Where the fuck do you get soufflé ingredients as a fifteen year-old in a military fortress? Yeah, I would die for that man.[/indent]
[u]Betelgeuse[/u]
[indent]"Bete and I used to play this fun little game where she'd try to [i]shoot me out of the sky[/i], and I'd have to dodge it. God, I miss her. We're the same star-sign, actually. Basically sisters.[/indent]
[u]Sam[/u]
[indent]"Okay, lemme level with you here. I have no idea how to pronounce Sam's full name, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. He's awesome, though. A bundle of cheer no matter what. I aspire to that level of positivity. One time me and him and Bete got together on a holiday a few years ago, and I swear I saw him get Betelgeuse, queen of Stern faces--hah, get it, god I'm hilarious--to crack a smile. The guy's got a soft center, though. So you know, if I ever see him again and he wants to talk about his problems, I hope he knows I'm there for him."[/indent]
[u]Sabina[/u]
[indent]"Okay so the thing about Sabina is that she's easy to hate. Trust me, I did for a long time. She's what we'd call abrasive. But then we got blackout drunk one night, and she spilled her guts to me and Asa, and it turns out she's all kinds of fucked up. Lots of mental health issues that the Citadel would never help out with. To be honest, I'm not sure that anyone but me remembers that night. Remember, I told you I have an invincible, possibly demonic liver."[/indent]
"...I probably shouldn't be telling you any of this, huh."
[/hider]