[quote=@Penny]
[b]Writing Sample?[/b] - Look I can't stop you from providing an writing sample but seriously, if you tell me you are an advanced RPer, I will take your word for it.
[/quote]

I have no words, only audiovisual performance art.

Further, I vote this be classed as a 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 to ensure maximum appeal.