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Izzy was startled as Emily yanked her away from the conversation and started chewing her out. Well apparently Phillis had noticed. [i]Damn it Maya[/i]. Maybe it was her own mistake for trusting Maya to be distracting. Izzy only half listened to Emily’s rant, partially because the vodka she downed was hitting hard and partially because she was used to this kind of thing. Emily being explosively angry at someone was a daily thing. However, her ears perked up at the idea of finding Phillis. Time for step two of her rich sugar couple plan. 

[color=C28285]”Sure,”[/color] Izzy shrugged, flashing a grin to Emily. Girls being angry at Izzy for sleeping with their significant other was a common occurrence. It was a shame that most people flipped shit rather than offering a threesome. Something about ‘Commitment’ and ‘Trust’ with all these relationships. It was difficult for her to grasp.

Unfortunately, step two of Izzy’s plan was soon thrown out the window as soon as Phillis came back followed by Maya. Both were disheveled to a degree that Izzy was intimately familiar with. Whoops. Looks like Maya got to the punch before Izzy. 

[quote=Phillis]"Since you seem to love all these little whores!"[/quote]

The red head winked as Phillis shot a glare at her. Things were rolling downhill quickly, but that wouldn’t stop Izzy from trying until the very end. If she played her cards right there was always the option for hate sex. That always added a fun flavor to the bedroom. And… oop, Phillis has powers now. Nothing particularly interesting, but still the irony of Blake’s wife becoming awakened was not lost on her. Izzy had to cover her mouth to hide her silent laughter, instead acting like she was shocked. 

Blake then got pissed. So pissed he crushed the wine glass in his hand and started bleeding. Yikes. But to be fair, he kinda had it coming. Everyone knew he was fucking his secretaries.

[quote=Blake]"I'M REDACTING THE OFFER! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT OF HERE!"[/quote]

Fuck.

FUCK.

Well, this will be difficult to recover from.

[quote=Maya]“Are you sure you don’t want Izzy to heal you first?”[/quote]

While Maya was most definitely throwing her under the bus, but Izzy just sighed. [color=C28285]”I mean, to be fair to me. I was hoping for a hot threesome.”[/color] She pouted, crossing her arms. [color=C28285]”But it sounds like you guys have some things to work out. Let me know if you ever want to take me up on that offer.”[/color] Izzy threw a peace sign and wink before turning and rapidly walking away from the situation. Mostly to avoid Emily who looked like she was about to throw her off the building.