Just when the world forgets about that horrid event, you drag it out of its grave. THAT incident.
The fire...
The cheese wheel...
The enemas...
The goddamn rabid raccoons! 
Oh God, I didn't know! They weren't supposed to be there; they were too young and innocent! 
[b]GOD MAKE THEIR SCREAMING STOP! I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH![/b]
-Incoherent sobbing-