[hider=A Lovable Masochist] [center][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N7-yYj05s0g/VMBn76DJKlI/AAAAAAAAGBU/1A6cAcENuto/s1600/01_21GuyDook.png[/img][/center] [color=green][indent][h2][i]PERSONAL INFORMATION[/i][/h2][/indent][/color] [color=firebrick][b]Name:[/b] Rory McShan [b]Gender:[/b] Male [b]Age:[/b] 29 [b]Physical Description:[/b] When The Night Shift starts, Rory comes in looking almost exactly the same every time. A solid color button up shirt, buttoned all the way to the top and tucked into a pair of matching pants, all tied together with immaculately well-kept belt and shoes, usually being either shiny black or brown leather, whichever would clash less. No matter what color he wears, it always seems to match perfectly with his [color=hotpink]necklace[/color], one of the few things that never changes about his outfits. Well, [i]something[/i] about it changes, but no one can ever tell what exactly. After all, colors clashing is never an option for someone of such an esteemed leadership role. Along with his well kept clothing and accessories, even his personal hygiene is impeccable. A normally shaggy mess of orangish-red hair is always professionally styled, slick with expensive hair pomade and always smelling of something pleasant. Pale in some spots and pink in others, even Rory’s skin is well kept, always seeming to feel unbelievably smooth and babysoft. Or, if you prefer your men to feel more like a football that’s seen just too much summer sun, it can feel like that, too. By the end of the night shift, his appearance of complete elegance is usually a bit rougher. Shirt wrinkled and half hanging out of his pants, hair loosely hanging in front of his eyes and over his ears, everything seems to have been ruined a little bit. But, for some reason, it still works? None of it really works to ruin his aura of confidence or perfect corporate leadership. [b]Applied Position:[/b] Assistant Manager [/color] [color=green][indent][h2][i]BUCKET LIST[/i][/h2][/indent][/color] [color=firebrick][b]REASON FOR EMPLOYMENT:[/b] After losing his last job in such an unprofessional, absolutely embarrassing fashion, not many places would accept him as their employee. Having a secret, passionate relationship with a subordinate is a huge no-no in the service industry, and a no-no you don’t usually get to live down. Gas-Way was literally his last option to find a new job, and either they didn’t bother to call previous employers, or they just didn’t care, so he got hired. Rory’s not complaining. At least he finally has a job. [b]BUDGETING:[/b] First things first, all of Rory’s most important costs of living are covered when the check rolls in. Once his lights are kept on, all of his money is thrown hand over fist on trying to find a dominatrix willing to finally treat him like the disgusting animal he really is. At least, it would be, if the bastards would ever accept it. What started out originally as simple pleasure seeking has morphed into a strange sort of obsession. Why does everyone he hires refuse to demean him? It’s been so long since he’s tasted the sweet sting of a leather bullwhip on his buttocks, or the miserably delectable burn of hot wax dripped on his bare chest. It’s driven him nearly mad, and he’s ended up saving up a respectable amount of money since all of his potential Sirs or Madams refuse to take money from such a nice, upstanding young man. [b]LIKES:[/b][list] [*]Being Insulted, Struck, or hurt in any possible sort of way [*]Disrespect from his subordinates [*]The threat of being killed [*]Horrible junky drinks and snacks [*]Most music, so long as it’s played loud enough to hurt his ears a bit [*]Power [*]Pleasing Others [*]Cats, because they’re wee furry dickheads [/list] [b]DISLIKES:[/b][list] [*]People constantly treating him with kindness [*]All the Dominants in his life refusing to mistreat him [*]Most movies in general, except action movies and smutty erotic films [*]Talking about politics [*]Dogs, because they’re too nice[/list] [b]TRINKETS:[/b] No matter the day, week or month, Rory can always be spotted wearing an effortless, lustrous [color=hotpink]necklace[/color] of fancy, chunky chainlinks. Even being that he wears it everyday, and just about everyone at the Gas-Way has seen it, no one can ever agree what color it is. No one ever really pays mind to the fact that it seemingly changes colors to match Rory’s outfit, as they’re too caught up in complimenting him on how well the [color=hotpink]necklace[/color] brings his whole ensemble together. Really, anytime he wears his chain, which is everyday by the way, Rory’s coworkers seem to respond positively not just to his appearance, but to most of everything he does, much to Rory’s dismay. Little do they all know, Rory’s chain actually doubles as a literal choker. With a hoop and fob in the back, whoever wants to can just pull the fob and start constricting the life out of him, but, alas, no one ever does. Instead of strangling the man to near death, as he would hope, they usually spend the Shift either complimenting him or simply enjoying his company, much to Rory’s intense dismay. There’s just something [i][color=hotpink]lovable[/color][/i] about him, ya know?[/color] [color=green][indent][h2][i]BACKGROUND CHECK[/i][/h2][/indent][/color] [color=firebrick]After getting his degree, the allure of service industry leadership had fully enraptured Rory’s attention. With a heart for the customer and an award-winning smile, Rory was bound to go far. His only mistake, though, was not realizing that being this good at his job meant he’d receive very little in the way of insults, disrespect, or even constructive criticism. It was even worse then he could’ve ever imagined, [i]everyone loved him[/i]. It didn’t make any sense, no matter how hard he tried to upset the customers, insult his bosses or anger his co-workers, nothing seemed to matter. It was almost as if they literally couldn’t hear anything he said if it was anything other than cordial and comforting. It was absolute bullshit. Rory didn’t give a fuck about the customer, workplace satisfaction or any of that nonsense. He didn’t get into the service industry for some bullshit “rewarding job experience” or “life skills that he would value for years to come” or any of that horseshit. Rory got into the service industry because he was lied to. He was told that it was a constant barrage of Karens and Kyles screaming deliciously obscene insults in his face for even the most minor of mistakes. He was told he would be stuck in a miserable concrete shithole with other downtrodden deadends and dropouts that would hate him as much as they hated themselves. Where was the bullying, the harassment? He couldn’t even get punched if he was standing in the middle of the Black Friday stampede. Everything that could go right did, and it drove him mad. He even went so far as to make up a lie just to get fired from BigBox Corps. Even after he fabricated his confession to having an inappropriate relationship with one of his younger subordinates, they almost didn’t even punish him. And when they asked Ricardo if it was all true, the young man was eager to corroborate the whole story, seemingly honored that Rory would even entertain the idea of sleeping with him. The plan was working out even better than he wanted, but it still took three days and a few more embellished details about steamy rendezvous in the breakroom to finally get them to fire him. One of his bosses even broke into tears as he signed the termination letter. Even in success, Rory could derive not even an ounce of satisfaction. It was all absolute bullshit.[/color] [color=green][indent][h2][i]SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS[/i][/h2][/indent][/color] [color=firebrick][b]Natural Leader[/b][/color] [color=green]►[/color] [color=firebrick]Whether it’s the strange aura that follows him, or his God-Given skills, Rory has a keen ability to think through problems quickly and intuitively, placing his subordinates in the places where their strengths would lend themselves the most. He’s an easy person to put trust in, and when he tells someone what to do, they usually agree that it’s the best decision or that it will net the best results in the long run.[/color] [color=firebrick][b]Natural People Pleaser[/b][/color] [color=red]►[/color] [color=firebrick]Due to his strange curse of sorts, there are certain things people will never hear Rory say. If he tries to say anything even mildly negative or critical of another person, they plain won’t hear it. It will be as if Rory said nothing at all. It can sometimes lead to strange pauses in conversation, and can be especially awkward when Rory can’t think of anything nice to say in a particular situation. Oddly enough, the only time anyone ever heard Rory say anything negative is when someone surprised him by yanking the tab on his [color=hotpink]necklace[/color] back and choking him when he wasn’t expecting it.[/color] [/hider]