[center][h1][color=96EACE]Joseph[/color][/h1]
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[color=96EACE]"Now, I know what you might be thinking."[/color] Joseph said to the still very much unconscious reptilian man slung across his shoulder. [color=96EACE]"You're probably thinking something like [i]'No way man, I don't wanna go to prison, it's all boring and cold and shit!'[/i] But you don't need to worry about that. I hear prison's actually pretty nice this time of year. Not that I know for certain though, because the only time [i]I've[/i] been to prison, I was being held illegally, and it was basically one big rat king of human rights violations. Compared to that, this'll be a walk in the park!"[/color]

It might have been strange that Joseph took the criminal to a normal prison rather than Coldwater, but honestly, from the stuff he'd heard, both in and out of his own dreams, he felt like he shouldn't condemn anyone to something like that. At least here the most unpleasant thing he'd have to deal with would be the three canine cops.

Speaking of whom...

[color=96EACE]"Hey Copberus."[/color]  Joseph called to the three, who were already in the lobby for whatever reason. [color=96EACE]"Got a guy for you. Tried to rob a cornerstore, out by... Brookside, somewhere... Anyway yeah, I'm sure you'll figure it out. The investigation's [i]your[/i] job, I'm just here to pawn the guy off to you. Think fast!"[/color] 

As he chucked the guy to Officer Bulldog, because out of the three he looked like the one who could [i]probably[/i] take it without being knocked over, he turned to see a... [i]kind of[/i] familiar figure entering the precinct.

[color=96EACE]"Oh, hey... I wanna say Tarzan?"[/color] He greeted Samson, who to be fair, hadn't had an interaction with Joseph in a little while now. Maybe the point where he was delirious in the helicopter flying back from Mexico, but with his mind the way it was at the time, he didn't really think that counted. [color=96EACE]"Anyway, my rapidly dilapidating memories aside, whats up? Don't say Tom, that's my joke and I'll have to arrest you if you try to steal it. [i]WHICH[/i], speaking of, is why I'm here myself, as I was just passing by to drop this guy off after he decided to rob a cornerstore and got beaten up by the Cashier. After that, I can return home to rest in peace and-, [i]shit, I left the groceries at the sto-"[/i][/color] 

And at that very moment, he heard a small, high-pitched whine in the back of his head, and looked dpwm to see the rune in his pocket activating.

[color=96EACE]"Oh wow, nice timing..."[/color] He mumbled to himself, before sliding his hand over the runes. [color=96EACE]"Well if it isn't my good friend Cashier, to think you were [i]that[/i] desperate to see me again... Well I'm sorry to say, but I'm afraid there's only room in my heart for one, and that spots already been taken by one [i]particularly[/i] unfortunate colleague of mine. Very flattered though, honestly."[/color]