[@Zanavy]

It's a baby Zapp Brannigan! 

We need something to take some of the serious out of this room. So even though literally all my instincts are screaming at me to say no... accepted. Drop him into the CS, and my Chad have mercy on our souls. 

(Also, you're on team Alpha. Because you're an alpha male. And because that's the team where you can most get eaten by an alien pirate.)