[center][b][i]"Ladies and gentlemen!
Boys and girls..
Creatures of all ages!
Entities of varying dimensions!
I welcome you, to the best performance of your lifecycle..."[/i][/b][/center]

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[b]𝙼𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙴𝙾𝚄𝚂 𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙺𝚂[/b]
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[b][i]Music to scroll to:[/i][/b]
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☆ [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBlFHuCzPgY]Elevator music to scroll & read to.[/url]
☆ [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3RlOhqmMms]Rock music to rock, roll & read to.[/url]
☆ [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE]Immersive circus music to honk and giggle to.[/url]
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[center][i]Everything's a work in progress -- so uh, yeah.[/i][/center]