[quote=thewizardguy]
It's my second one, other from Hell's Coffee Lounge, but you missed the first. Then again, Creed found that one. I'll be amused if Creed never finds this one (=And hey, what was I supposed to do?
[/quote]

Honestly, I would've found it even funnier if you just came up with a story about the war and how long it lasted right off the bat.