[quote=@Jake Gittes]
[center][B]MIKE THE JANITOR[/B][/CENTER]
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[b]FULL NAME:[/b] Michael Thee Janitorial 

[b]HYPERHUMAN ABILITIES:[/b] Mike has the ability to shoot SpaghettiOs from every orifice of his body. A janitor, forever doomed to clean up a mess he himself creates. Cruel, cruel fate.

[b]RELATIONSHIP TO VANESSA:[/b] She puked one time. He poured sawdust on it, but the stains would never come out... neither would the mental scars they gave Mike.
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Approved.