[quote=@Lucius Cypher]
the academy prides itself on accepting everyone and anyone

(...)

The college doesn't take just anyone after all
[/quote]

We'll let anyone join!

Can I join?

Whoa there. Steady on now. We don't just let anyone join.

But you just you'll let anyone join.

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

*Paradox Induced Multiversal Implosion Destroys All Existence*