You (or your avatar) are a member of a distant alien species that has finally breached the solar system. Using advanced cloaking and shapeshifting technology you breach Earths exterior and infiltrate the home world of these “humans”. You feverishly conduct six Earth-months worth of studies ranging through societal, geological, biological, ecological, political, militarsitic, technological, linguistic, and so forth. 

Based on this six months of secretive study and observation, [b]in a maximum of one paragraph,[/b] what have you to report back to your overlords?