Welcome to the Guild, [@Kvlt Brvdr]. 

Your English is actually better than some native speakers so I wouldn't sweat it too much. You come across eloquently enough and have an excellent sense of humor from what I can gather. It looks like you've already found your way around the site and have made your own interest check, but if you have any questions, then don't hesitate to ask. Most of us are pretty friendly and happy to help. 

I hope that you're able to find what you're looking for in the meantime.