[quote=@Webmaster]
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*Leisurely holds the point of my knife in contact between your shoulder blades, removing the force from your push*
I know it was very traumatic for you, to say the least.
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*Struggles to speak with the side of my face pressed against the wall*
[i]How??[/i] You aren't even from my time!