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[sup]The S.S. Orgy Porgy Borgy[/sup]

[quote=Madison]"Hey, girlssssssss!" [/quote]

Both Tory and Mariah looked over at Madison, then immediately exchanged glances, with a mutually nonverbal, 'What the fuck?'

[quote=Madison]"What's goin' on... any of you see Mr. Schmidt 'round here?"[/quote]

Mariah spoke up before Tory had the chance to run his mouth with a, [color=#F3128D]"Not lately but he's either up front or with one of his..."[/color] Her pause was long enough to be notable, as she searched for another word that wasn't 'whores,' and came up with, [color=#F3128D]"Nocturnal Activity Mistresses."[/color]
[color=#CBABCB]"Ya, real way to speak, sis,"[/color] Tory snerked before Mariah elbowed him, but still he persisted, [color=#CBABCB]"Jus' say bitches-- Say he wit'is bitches."[/color] Letting out a noise of exasperation, Mariah looked up as she heard a familiar voice come over the speakers, followed by the [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-jcVg32zPI]trumpet intro[/url]. 
	[color=#CBABCB]"Shit--"[/color] Tory ran off as the front of the boat grew noticeably dark, the lights having been dimmed specifically so that a flood light could be shown on the "stage".
	Over the speaker system, Maxi declared, [color=#C2A7AF][i]"Eons ago, there lived a hero named Hercules..."[/i][/color] A chorus of whistles and claps picked up as, undoubtedly, Tory had the light shone upon his glistening and muscular form. Mariah looked back to Madison then, [color=#F3128D]"Now, if you don't mind, honey? I've got a show to do. My cue's in a few seconds--"[/color] she gave a wiggly fingered wave as she moved up one flight of stairs, moving toward the helm of the ship.
[center]Meanwhile on stage...[/center]

	Strutting out into the darkness, Tory moved into position, then took up a flexing pose, with his sword held high, and his little buckler low-- the light shone down upon him, as Maxi narrated, [color=#C2A7AF]"--Hercules! But, the one thing Hercules did not have--"[/color]
	Tory broke his pose, then shifted to looking around the audience with an exaggerated gesture, as Maxi continued, [color=#C2A7AF]"--Was love!"[/color] And in came the music, with Tory lip-syncing to the words, [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BJNC2yWw6I]"Girl I been all over the world looking for you."[/url] He began to play to the mostly female crowd, pointing at an individual as he "sang" the words, [color=#CBABCB]"I'm known for taking what I think I deserve and you're overdue."[/color]

 He trotted about the stage, took out a "scroll" tied behind his back, as he said, [color=#CBABCB]"And if you listen you can hear me through the radio--"[/color] he comically pressed his ear to the scroll, illiciting some laughs [color=#CBABCB]"--In that bright white noise. What I been missing in my life--what I been dreaming of--"[/color] he began some fancy sword twirls and tosses, throwing the weapon into the air at a spin, before skillfully catching it behind his back by the handle while singing, [color=#CBABCB]"You'll be that girl-- you'll be that girl--you'll be--"[/color] Tory pointed his polished sword to the second floor balcony, while a bright blue firework quite suddenly went off from that same direction.

Mariah was sitting atop the railing to the balcony, backlit by blue and white lights, as she lip synced, [color=#F3128D]"Everything you want so let me get up there--"[/color] for comedy, she pointed both UP and DOWN with a tilt of her head. Now barefoot, so that she didn't EAT SHIT doing this in heels, Mariah lept quite skillfully to her feet, balance atop the railing, while grasping a silk length-- which was tied to the floor above and reached to the floor below-- as she lip-synced, [color=#F3128D]"I'm the baddest baby in the atmosphere, tell me what you want so we can do just what you like."[/color] As the chorus came in, Mariah hooked her foot around the silk length, then slid down it in a slow and controlled manner. When she got to the bottom, Maxi was there to place her silver six inch heels so that she stepped right into them, as the music warped and slowed. With deft hands, Maxi switched on a second microphone-- coated in silver stars and glitter-- then handed it off to Mariah, before retreating into the shadows. [color=#C2A7AF]"Hercules, in his quest to find love, found it in the most interesting place,"[/color] Maxi announced as the track picked up. 

And while Mariah didn't have the range, she definitely was the voice singing [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I]Bad Romance[/url], as the song began to play. Sure, she had to take the pitch down a couple octaves and she wasn't going to get a record deal soon, but with a little auto tune she sounded daaaamn fine. As she sang, Tory came to her by splitting the crowd, and escorted her to the stage via DANCE PARTNERSHIP. To say that they were dancing their asses off wasn't an understatement-- they were clearly trying to earn every penny of Blake's money-- Tory did his stiff-assed mean mugginist best.