I merely await the post of our resident alien Nac. *eagerly anticipating messing with Amber*
Jacque: Shade, if you hate me you know there are easier ways to express it right? Ways that don't involve trying to get me cooked alive.
Oh please, you're a water elemental, whats the worst she can do?
Jacque: Oh, I don't know, try and evaporate all of the moisture in my body perhaps?
Oh you'll be fine. Though I'm suddenly seized with an idea...
Jacque: And that idea would b-
I REQUEST THAT JACQUE BE ROOMMATES WITH AMBER!
Jacque: THE FUCK!? WHY?!
Because I find the idea of two people who are literally polar opposites being forced in close proximity to be funny. 
Jacque: You're twisted. Seek help.