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[sup]The S.S. Orgy Porgy Borgy[/sup]

[quote=Madison]"Hey, bitch--"[/quote]

Mariah didn't even look over, she just continued fanning herself casually. It was Tory who looked at Madison and barked, [color=#CBABCB]"I ain' no bitch-- who you callin' bitch, ya bitch?!"[/color]

[quote=Madison]"I thought you said Blake was on the front of the boat? We look back there and he ain't even there. What 'fraid we'll take your little sugar daddy from you? Not my fault that you're ugly."[/quote]

And of course, Tory was practically growling like a damn attack dog, before Mariah placed a placating hand upon his shoulder. With a pat pat, she turned to face Madison, Tory between them, and she began to fan him. In a rather warning tone, she began, [color=#F3128D]"Sis..."[/color] her brows raised as she looked from Tory, to Madison, as if trying to non-verbally communicate Madison had better chill.

[color=#F3128D]"I ain't sure if you notice but,"[/color] with her other hand, Mariah gestured quite dramatically to the ship, [color=#F3128D]"Number one, this ship big as fuck. Number two? Do it look like I got a damn GPS tracker on a damn millionare? Number three, who the fuck is you wit' yo Purple People Eater swimsuit havin', Mad Max wanna be haircut head, hot-air balloon titties havin' ass?"[/color]

Tory started laughing as Mariah continued, actually lowering the volume of her voice, [color=#F3128D]"We been called worse by betta-- you can go take them ashy lips, knees, and attitude back to the Motel dumpster mattress ya mom scraped you off for child support for you fuck around n' sink the ship, with yo' fat ass Godzilla steps-- felt you walk over here before you even said shit-- Plus Blake over there puttin' out fires n' shit anyway. Bye."[/color] Sure, she could have lead with that but Madison has just called her friend a bitch-- an [i]ugly bitch[/i]. That man didn't deserve that. At this point, Tory was doubled over wheezing in laughter, and Mariah continued fanning him. Her face? A stoic and neutral mask as she projected hella [i]'say something else'[/i] vibes.