[s]Boeing Hello Kitty F-15s initiating hostile takeovers for joint business partners Sanrio and Disney does sound a fair bit awkward like an Harley Quinn-esque nightmare. 

I do really like Mentholatum, though and want to research utilitarianism, positivism, and commercialism in relation to the corporation in game. All the absurdism seems a bit clearer with the buiness-y stuff when using in-real life encounters.[/s]