[quote=@whizzball1] These are my calculations about who is most likely to win the spar! *With a grinding sound, I turn the ‘board’ of calculations so you can see it directly* Some bits: this here *Points to the top left corner* accounts for the average poetic meter to which their speech is closest! I call it the Artificially Enjambed Average Meter Parameter. [/quote] And that results in?