[quote=@LittleMouse]
I own a coffee mug that has a low key dirty joke on it and I keep it displayed proudly in my ultra-religious “modest is hottest” house and my family has no idea what it means
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I'm a super curious person so you have to tell us what it is. Or at least me :)

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[quote=@Gunther]
I wish I had a phone. It was destroyed a month and a half ago. 
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I don't believe you. Nobody is able to live in this day and age without a phone.