[center][h1][color=f26522][b]Evan Tezun[/b][/color][/h1][/center] The police scanner had been abuzz with activity; detailing a high speed chase robbery with both Dynamo and Eclipse now on the scene! Any moment now his car will be pulling up and throwing a wrench into those blasted heroes attempts to foil the tank man as he would soon be shouting that fate would aid in his villainy! He could just picture himself jumping out of the car and showing everyone what a true villain he was to let his car derail the armored car injuring the guards inside." [color=f26522]You chose an ill fated day to play the hero! [/color]" Is what he would shout at the pretty boy speedster and the gloomy shadowy guy. Evan pumped his fist as he sat in driver's seat of his car picturing how all of this would go, but instead found himself parked across the street from the red door dressed in his mistaken hero outfit as he sat there laughing manically at how amazing it would of all played out. Then he stopped mid-laugh upon remembering where he was and found himself grabbing and strangling the steering wheel in frustration." [color=f26522]Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! It should be me out there doing such an epic villainy act! [/color]" Slamming his fist against the wheel before thumping his forehead against it causing an extended loud honking as he sat there stewing in his rage at missing out on it. This could of been the perfect opportunity to prove he was no damn hero...not going around working these damn escort jobs! The young masked adult grumbled before sitting back against the seat." [color=f26522]This is just so unfair! I'm sick of being used as an uber... [/color]" Growling while rubbing his hands ferociously through his hair. With a reluctant shove, he got out of the car and had started stamping his way towards the bar only to skid to a stop and ran back to grab the cup holder holding two hot cups of coffee. Kicking the door open and made his way inside and headed towards the counter while grumbling, where he nearly slammed the cup holder down." [color=f26522]Ugh, I'm not a secretary damn it! Neither am I an uber, I'm a legit villain and deserve to be out pulling jobs like this![/color]" Slamming his palm repeatedly against the counter as he exclaimed his distaste to constantly receiving these demeaning escort jobs."[color=f26522] Of all the guys it had to be tankman?! The guy's a lumbering idiot in some scrap metal suit for pete's sake.[/color] " Thumping his forehead against the counter top after having another glass of liquor pulled away from his reaching hand. He didn't even get enough respect to be able to drink and all cause he wasn't exactly 21 yet.