[quote=@Plank Sinatra]
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Heroic biopics usually have a first draft written and a lead actor cast before the real event is even done. With the power of Disney+-x/ and the Writer's Guild of Sol, any timetable is possible.
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[b]1 minute, 16 seconds before the [i]Tide Queen[/i] crash lands:[/b]

"Someone go clone Bruce Willis again, a Martian anti-piracy taskforce just prevented a pirate crew from stealing a shipment of cutting-edge Orbitals by crashing the cargo ship into Siberia! We'll call it "Descent into Heroism" or something equally tasteless!"