I'm just going to officially close the coffin on this. I truly appreciate all the interest this garnered and the great characters each and every one of you submitted. Unfortunately, though, I feel as though my muse for this is gone so there's no point in further postponing what feels to be inevitable. 

Thank you everyone for coming out, apologies if you feel like your time has been wasted. I promise you that wasn't my intention, but unfortunately, that's just the way the cookie crumbles sometimes.